Why the heck do you guys all believe in Craftly so much? Do you have a secret club where you make friendship bracelets and braid each other's hair? Did you do Arts and Craftly?!

[smooshes Jay's face when he bitches about Andersen, though not that violently]

Don't be mad at Andersen for being honest while the rest of you decided you could just kill everyone in secret and everything would be fine. He's the only non-buttface of all you guys!!

Besides, there aren't that many people left, we couldn't lynch five of you at once even if we wanted to.